Prepare yourself for a hearty dose of dad humor! These 26 dad jokes are guaranteed to make you and your kids laugh (and roll your eyes).
Dad jokes, those cheesy and pun-filled one-liners, have become a cherished tradition passed down through generations. Whether you’re a seasoned dad-joke aficionado or new to the game, get ready to unleash your inner dad with this collection of twenty-six rib-tickling gems. From clever wordplay to silly punchlines, these jokes are guaranteed to make you groan, roll your eyes, and maybe even crack a smile. So, grab your favorite dad hat, gather the family, and let’s dive into this laughter-filled journey of dad jokes that are sure to leave you both exasperated and entertained.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
Why don’t melons get married? Because they can’t elope!
What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
I tried to take a photo of some fog, but I mist.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What’s the scariest plant in the forest? BamBOO!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI?
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Shaelyn Topolovec earned a BA in editing and publishing from BYU, worked on several online publications, and joined the Familius family. Shae is currently an editor and copywriter who lives in California’s Central Valley.